Alexandra | 18 | Portland

I'm just your normal, ordinary, average demigod twat.


matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

breakingdads:

 

hiddlediddle:

The many identities of Stanley Tucci.

#if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

fucking idiot
me to me (via guy)